Best thing ever is when you borrow a shirt from your best guy friend and it still smells like them
I’m freaking out, bro. This isn’t funny anymore. Mother Nature seriously wants to kill me.
So I’m gonna die
What the fuck is going on.
Chris D'elia →
So, no joke, today was the first day I was like, “holy shit, I’m 17”. Then I was like, “in less than a year, I’ll be 18”. Oh how the world works. This is what too much weed does my friends. I swear lol peace
Yes, we do. But I’m working tomorrow. But I’ll give it to her tomorrow. Boredom is making hit my head against a wall.
Boy: did it hurt?
Girl: did what hurt?
Boy: when you broke through the earths crust
Boy: ＥＭＥＲＧＩＮＧ ＦＲＯＭ ＴＨＥ ＦＩＲＥＹ ＤＥＰＴＨＳ ＯＦ ＨＥＬＬ
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Give that bitch an emoticon! Bitches love emoticons….– Derek Robinson (via andrewcjefferies) that’s me by the way No way!!!!! Mindfuck
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